On February 4th, 2026, Asher created a Catastrophe and went crazy in the middle of 5th period Journalism. It all happened when everyone was working on their articles trying to finish it before the deadline just two days away. The event was in broad daylight, in the middle of the class so there were multiple witnesses including the principle. In this article it is going to explain what actually happened without any exaggeration or fake details.
Asher a 7th grader, the person who committed the Catastrophe, explains why he did that he did, “Well, it was because Mr. Wes told me it was probably the greatest news of this year because there’s an NBA player who I’ve truly loved for a few years now, Chris Paul. And he’s playing for the Raptors. He may have zero minutes on that team, but it’s the fact that he’s playing for my favorite team and actually a winning team instead of a team that had people who were in their late thirties, and I was just really happy for him because he’s playing for a young team that can actually win, I would say… So it could just remind me of like LeBron and Kyrie in their eighties.”
Mr. Wes, an ELA and Journalism teacher, a witness said, “Well, yesterday was the day before the NBA trade deadline, so I let Asher know as soon as I found out his favorite player had been traded, his favorite team. And it was kind of a blur but he went nuts. I think he literally exploded and his ghost ran into the hallway. I had no time to respond. Mr. Brock found him and was disappointed and corrected his behavior.”-Asher interrupts and says, “He also told me to pull up my pants. Oh, is it that public indecency?”
Jackson a 7th grader, barely explained what he saw, “He put his hands up and ran like a hooligan. He also screamed a lot.”
Piper Mason, an 8th grader, described what she saw and she said, “So I was sitting at my desk, and Mr. Wes was like, ”oh my gosh. I have some very great news for Asher.”… Mr. Wes is asking Asher, what’s his favorite team and what his favorite basketball player is. And then Mr. Wes says the news to him about one of his favorite players making it to his favorite team or something like that. Chris Paul making it to one of his favorite teams. And he got really excited. And he started running around screaming and went out to class. It was just really chaotic.”
Adela Mathenson a 8th grader described the catastrophic event and she explained, “I saw a group of kids looking concerned, and I saw Asher pacing the room and screaming. And then I saw him leap on the center table screaming something about someone getting I think it was added to a sports team or something. Something regarding sports. And I just see him dive and roll across the table, run to the door and run down the hallway. And all these people, including Mr. Wes have the most terrified, concerned look on their face. And I’m just sitting there like, what the hel* happened? Because I didn’t even hear what they were like talking about. I just saw him starting to lose his freaking mind. ”
So based on everyone’s, for the most part, detailed explanation, here is what actually happened. Mr. Wes was talking to Asher about how Chris Paul joined the Raptors and Asher went nuts. Asher jumped, practically belly flopped, onto the center table in the classroom and started squirming around shouting something like, “Chris Paul Made it” over and over and then he ran into the hallway screaming the same thing. And when Mr. Brock, the principal saw Asher misbehaving, he corrected Asher’s poor behavior and Asher went back to class. And in this whole process almost everyone looked shocked and worried for their life, but half of us were laughing at the same time making this moment truly something out of book you would see no were else in any ordinary Middle school.
